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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Bro Rules

Bro Rules
1. Bros before hos (but every once in a while a bro needs laid)
2. A bro neer Tells a women of the bro rules (it is a sacred document not to be shared with maams for any reason)
3. No c either down in my simple machine in less Im involved
4. Never feed drunken Cody alone
5. A bro never leaves a bro hanging
6. No sex in my bed in less Im involved
7. A bro will drop whatever hes doing and rush to help his bro dump a lady
8. If a chick asks ab away a bros sexual history a bro takes a Brode of silence until first confronting that bro and figuring out the play by play
9. A bro shall not sleep with another bros infant. exactly a bro shall not get angry if another bro says dude, your sister is hot (nothing sexual can be said in this comment or the brother bro has the right to flick the bros nuts)
10. A bro never hits another bro in the nuts not even so in a fight to the death
11. A bro doesnt allow a bro get a tattoo of a girls name
12. A bro on the prowl always goes for the hottest chick first because you just never know.
13. Bros cannot make eye liaison during a devils three-way
14. A bro never rents a chick flick
15. If a bro becomes stricken with engagement, his bros shall stage an intervention and attempt to heal him. This is more(prenominal) commonly known as a bachelor society
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A bro loves his country, unless that country isnt America
17. A bro is not require to remember another bros birthday but upon being intercommunicate of a bros birthday you shall party
18. A bro must always brand bail for another bro, unless its out of state, crazy expensive, or the bro is broker than broke
19. A bro will make any and all efforts to provide his bro with protection
20. If a bro picks up a guitar at a party and starts playing another bro has the right to point out he is a tool
21. A bro never brings more than cardinal bros to a party without bringing a chick so the party doesnt turn into too big of a sausage fest
22. A bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros
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